“I’m not a racist but…

urbanuncertainty:

baby carrots taste good.”

This NEVER happens

No one actually starts a sentence with ‘I’m not a racist but’ and then ends it with a not racist sentiment.

(Source: urbanafrofuturism, via ftm-robotunicorn-deactivated201)

10/22/11 at 12:18am
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  1. runciblejabberwock reblogged this from 90percenttea
  2. 90percenttea reblogged this from sunsoakedskies and added:
    I’m going to start beginning every sentence with “I’m not racist but.” “I’m not racist, but I would really like some...
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  9. dnop reblogged this from kassafras and added:
    I’m not racist but, this Chipotle I’m eating is delicious
  10. lostmymojo reblogged this from wizardsvsrobots
  11. a-snuggle-fish reblogged this from ladypandacat and added:
    Because people can’t distinguish between something that is race-related and something that is racist.
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  15. finecomplacency reblogged this from wizardsvsrobots and added:
    What if you used that opener in such a way that maybe made sense? For example: “I’m not racist but I really enjoy Dave...
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  19. wizardsvsrobots reblogged this from lostmymojo and added:
    Oh, so you like turtles but not tortoises? RACIST
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  21. poetdreamer reblogged this from onceuponanotsolongago and added:
    baby carrots, adult carrots… I’m an equal opportunity carrot lover. mmmmmmmm But I was young once…. *hangs head in...
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